Wednesday, January 7, 2009
HELLO! oh and a quick story about my one way conversation with Bono.
Okay, first of all I realize that there are an inappropriate amount of exclamation points in my title. I mean there must be like what? 42 of them? (On a separate note, 42 is also the meaning of life, the universe and everything.....Coincidence? I think not.) Regardless of the redundancy of my punctuation, I'm often bored and will post whenever I feel like it. OH! The story! So the other night SOMEBODY (Who will most likely be the only person that reads this post. Also on that note, HI ASHLEY! If you are not Ashley, I'm sorry that was completely uncalled for.) kept me up until around 5:40 AM. Around 5:11 "Vertigo" by U2 came on the radio. Suddenly Bono was talking to me. Since this was an odd auditory hallucination and I was about to pass out, I do not remember what was said. All I know is that before the lyrics started, Bono was saying things to me. The best guess I have is that he was talking about how he never learned how to count (One, Two, Three, Fourteen.....Really?). I mean you would think that somone with such social stature and musical prowess would learn a basic 2 year old (24 months for those weirdos who talk of age in terms of months) skill. Well I do believe that I have rambled on enough for one night. So wait....do I say goodbye at the end of this thing? I mean I have to have some kind of exit. I can't just stop in the mid
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