Currently 11:59 PM going on 12:00 AM

HAPPY TOMORROW! Wait a second...that doesn't make sense does it? "Happy Today!" I guess? Actually, looking back on it now, its pretty much impossible to correctly say "Happy Tomorrow!" considering when you say it, it will no longer be tomorrow, but today. Sure it was yesterday's tomorrow that is now today, but that really doesn't matter now does it? I guess you could say "Happy Yesterday's Tomorrow!" but that's the same as "Happy Today!" thus rendering it overdrawn and unusable. Except maybe by people who want to say it so they sound either smart (so they can get all deep about it) or quirky (so that they can make people believe that they are a unique person capable of individualistic trains of thought). Either way, it's just a stupid thing to say. So don't say it. Unless for some reason you feel the need to feel smart and quirky, then by all means, go ahead. Or you could just say "Happy (insert day of week here)!", it sounds good and doesn't make you seem like someone who is forcing uniqueness upon other people's views of them to hide their conformist instincts as to prevent any spontaneous anarchist induced beat downs. From an incorrect greeting to the underlying conformist traits of human nature in 10 easy steps. Damn I'm good.